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14 July 2006 @ 08:09 pm
 
Who: Cloud and Kairi
What: First meeting.
Where: La La land, lmao.
When: NOW D:


Cloud: So. Kairi.
Kairi: ...hi.
Cloud: Hey.
Kairi: o.o
Cloud: ...What?
Kairi: Nothing n_n
Cloud: uh...huh.
Cloud: *cough*...so you're...interested in Sora?
Kairi: *blushes* Well, um...He's one of my best friends! n__n
Cloud: Riiiight
Cloud: He's my illegit kid.
Kairi: Sick. XD
Cloud: So if you want to do anything to him, feel free.
Cloud: because he really -really- needs to grow up
Kairi: .......
Cloud: I don't even think he's aware of what's in his pants.
Cloud: >>; or what it's used for.
Kairi: ....
Kairi: I think he does >_>
Cloud: Does he now?
Cloud: Oh, this I have to hear.
Kairi: No thank you :D
Kairi: >_>
Cloud: *smirks* oh so you had some fun, eh?
Kairi: *singsong voice* I refuse to comment about this anymore.
Kairi: Lalalalalalala.....*plugs her ears*
Cloud: *starts laughing* Oh the kid's got balls afterall!
Cloud: For a while there I was wondering if he didn't work right
Kairi: >_>;
Cloud: No no. Seriously. This is too good.
Cloud: *stops laughing..slowly*
Cloud: curious though. Where'd YOUR keyblade come from?
Kairi: *turns red* YOU ARE HORRIBLE.
Cloud: I AM
Cloud: I still can't believe you people think my sword is for compensation
Cloud: >D I'd say it's just size comparison
Kairi: .........
Cloud: *tosses a thong at her* here, he'll like this!
Kairi: *lets it fall to the floor* UGH. God only knows where that came from. UGHUGHUGH.
Kairi: And I have plenty of those, thanks.
Cloud: Wow. You really are sharp. *grins*
Kairi: *looks at Cloud in disgust* Besides, I wouldn't want anything of AERITH'S. She is a disgusting whore. Perfect for you, I suppose. *sniffs*
Cloud: That's not Aeris's.
Cloud: >>;
Cloud: I got that for you.
Kairi: Lovely.
Cloud: It's CLEAN
Kairi: mmhmm.
Cloud: Really!
Kairi: Gross.
Cloud: Okay look.
Kairi: Or maybe it's from your personal collection?
Kairi: We all know that you dress in drag at night.
Cloud: Sephiroth has been sending me these things in the mail and I dont' have anywhere to put them
Cloud: THAT IS NOT TRUE
Kairi: Mmhmm.
Cloud: THAT IS A VILE ODIOUS LIE
Kairi: Riiiiight.
Kairi: I think you're protesting just a BIT too much.
Cloud: Well I dont' want them! *dumps the box over your head*
Kairi: Obvious much?
Kairi: *throws them back at Cloud*
Kairi: Seriously, Cloud. Eeew.
Cloud: *barrier*
Cloud: Seriously Kairi, what am I supposed to do with these damned things
Cloud: ?
Kairi: I don't care what you do with them. I don't care what you've done with them, I don't even care if you screw chocobos, I just care about Sora.
Kairi: And if you ARE his father, the apple has fallen FAR from the tree
Kairi: *hiss*
Cloud: >>: Don't make me come down there.
Cloud: That's really insulting
Cloud: And I don't do chocobos
Cloud: Sephiroth does though
Kairi: Suuuure.
Cloud: >>; Do you know what rape is like Kairi?
Kairi: Do you know what a good ass-kicking is like, Cloud?
Kairi: I'd be happy to show you.
Kairi: >:o
Cloud: No no. I was asking because I was worried Sephiroth had done something to you
Kairi: Riiiight.
Cloud: *quirks a brow* You don't stand a chance against me, kid.
Cloud: I will throw YO ASS TO MARS
Kairi: Sounds like SOMEONE has a Sephiroth complex.
Kairi: You'd really pick on a little girl like me?
Kairi: Hmmph.
Cloud: Only if you attack me.
Cloud: Self defense is allowed
Cloud: besides, you might have rabies
Cloud: I'd prefer not to be bitten
Kairi: You'll never find out, because I'd never put my mouth anywhere NEAR your dirty hide.
Cloud: my ass? *Shudder* Keep your mouth away from my ass.
Kairi: THANK GOD. NO WORRIES THERE.
Cloud: AUGH
Cloud: *cringe*
Cloud: ... ... *long..awkward silence*
Cloud: ...so. Want some tea?
Cloud: ^-^
Kairi: No.
Cloud: I brought mr. snuggles...and
Cloud: YOU WILL DRINK TEA
Cloud: AND YOU WILL LIKE
Kairi: HELL NO.
Cloud: HELL YES
Kairi: No.
Cloud: YES
Kairi: NO.
Cloud: You'll never have sex with Sora again if you don't.
Kairi: ASDFSDF FUCK. YOU. Sora and I can do whatever we want. You can't control what he does and doesn't do!
Cloud: I'm his FATHER
Kairi: You are some ass pretending to be his father.
Cloud: Excuuuuuuuse me?
Kairi: You heard me.
Kairi: Sora is worth 10 of you.
Cloud: ((I'm sorry. I'm dying of laughter over here XDDD))
Kairi: ((lol, totally okay, so am I XD))
Cloud: Out of character Cloud is too much fun. I'm so used to playing him seriously it's hard to do but it's awesome))
Cloud: Well Sora came from ONE of ten of me >D
Kairi: Hmmph. I should've known that your sperm count was only 10.
Kairi: >:o
Cloud: ... >>; idiot. That's not what I meant.
Kairi: Whatever, Cloud.
Cloud: WHATEVER Kairi *voicecrack**blush**hides face in cloak
Kairi: *raises her eyebrow and smiles*
Cloud: >>; What?
Kairi: You. Hiding your face like a girl.
Kairi: It's funny.
Cloud: I AM NOT A GIRL
Cloud: AND I DID YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT
Kairi: Mmhmm. *yawns*
Kairi: You'd be lucky if you even got it up last night.
Cloud: Oh I DID
Cloud: You wanna try me, kid?
Kairi: Mmmhmm.
Cloud: YOU WANNA TRY ME?
Kairi: HELL NO.
Cloud: *pins against the wall*
Kairi: You are disgusting.
Kairi: And far too old for me.
Kairi: *breaks away*
Cloud: but I'm really sexy.
Cloud: and I can make cool noises when I fight
Cloud: And SHINY STUFF!
Kairi: You THINK you're sexy.
Kairi: Your arrogance is not attractive.
Cloud: PFFT
Cloud: You're not worth raping.
Kairi: *sticks her tongue out at Cloud*
Kairi: Whatever. You know you want me.
Kairi: And you'll NEVER have me.
Cloud: >>; why would I? You're Sora's illegit sister.
Kairi: Mmhmm.
Cloud: Oh honestly. You look so much like your mom
Kairi: Uh huh.
Cloud: No no, you really do.
Kairi: WhatEVER, Cloud.
Cloud: DONT TALK TO ME LIKE THAT
Kairi: Can't you find someone else to attempt to instigate?
Kairi: I just did.
Cloud: *casts silence*
Cloud: beat that, bitch.
Kairi: ....
Kairi: *leaves*
Cloud: ((Well. We've determined they don't get along XD))
Kairi: (yes, lol.)
Cloud: HEY! NEXT TIME YOU NEED SOMEONE TO SAVE THE WORLD DONT COME CRYING TO ME!
Kairi: (I am going to log this in KHcrack_logs or whatever the comm is, ahaha)
Cloud: ... ... *pulls out a pale purple teddybear and nuzzles it* at least I have you, Mr. Smuggle.
Cloud: smuggles*


HA. HA.
 
 
 
emokid_of_emo: OH! A PENNY!emokid_of_emo on July 15th, 2006 12:15 am (UTC)
XD I had too much fun. WAY too much fun.
ohscrewit on July 15th, 2006 02:23 am (UTC)
XD You people make my day.
Samanthadeviceles on August 18th, 2006 07:28 pm (UTC)
That was great. xD