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01 July 2007 @ 03:51 am
 
Who: Roxas, Seifer, Vexen, Zexion, Balthier, The Colonel, Hojo, Bahamaut, and Xehanort...AND EVEN SELPHIE...
What: MURDEROUS PLOTS
Where: .........On top of Roxas
When: Wee hours of morning


[01:07] Roxas: ... does he counsel married couples
[01:07] Seifer: sometims
[01:07] Roxas: ic
[01:07] Seifer: his rates fluctuate on that though
[01:07] Roxas: :|
[01:08] Seifer: i recommend a divorce
[01:08] Seifer: much cheaper
[01:08] Zexion: . . . . .
[01:08] Seifer: and its where you're woring towards anyway
[01:08] Seifer: working*
[01:08] Seifer: woring lol
[01:08] Zexion: ......;;;
[01:08] Seifer: :>
[01:08] Zexion: There are easier ways to get out of marriage Roxas
[01:08] Zexion: And safer ones too
[01:08] Seifer: like suicide
[01:08] Roxas: .....
[01:08] Roxas: ......................
[01:08] Seifer: ..........................
[01:08] Zexion: suicide is painless
[01:08] Roxas: .........
[01:09] Prof. Hojo: And brings on many changes!
[01:09] Roxas: I'll have to split
[01:09] Prof. Hojo: :D
[01:09] Roxas: all my posessions
[01:09] Seifer: also if you shoot your spouse first you don't have to give him your stuff when you die
[01:09] Roxas: with him
[01:09] Zexion: . . . .
[01:09] Roxas: ....
[01:09] Seifer: ....
[01:09] Prof. Hojo: ....
[01:09] Zexion: That's something you should certainly consider
[01:09] Seifer: yeah
[01:09] Zexion: arsenic too
[01:09] Prof. Hojo: I agree.
[01:09] Prof. Hojo: No.
[01:09] Roxas: Who wants to bet Vexen will kill me if I kill Repliku
[01:09] Seifer: no
[01:09] Zexion: He can make another
[01:09] Seifer: vexen will just make another one
[01:09] Seifer: right
[01:09] Prof. Hojo: citric acid in silver.
[01:09] Seifer: i mean
[01:09] Seifer: if you kill repliku
[01:10] Zexion: . . . .
[01:10] Seifer: you get out of marriage
[01:10] Seifer: and no possession sharing
[01:10] Seifer: also
[01:10] Seifer: he's technically not alive
[01:10] Seifer: so it's not illegal.
[01:10] Roxas: ....
[01:10] Seifer: yea?
[01:10] Roxas: somehow, I can see this coming back to haunt me
[01:11] Roxas: ... maybe literally
[01:11] Zexion: ....Noooo
[01:11] Seifer: nah
[01:11] Vexen: ...
[01:11] Seifer: just knock him off
[01:11] Seifer: you know you want to.
[01:11] Seifer: rub him out.
[01:11] Seifer: whack him.
[01:11] Seifer: .... beat his face in with a baseball bat.
[01:12] Roxas: I didnt get the first half of that
[01:12] Zexion: .....
[01:12] Seifer: ...
[01:12] Seifer: you know
[01:12] Seifer: ... kill him?
[01:12] Zexion: . . . .
[01:12] Roxas: ....
[01:12] Seifer: ...
[01:12] Seifer: roxas
[01:12] Roxas: :|
[01:12] Seifer: i dont know how to say it any simpler
[01:12] Seifer: if you don't get it yet you're hopelessly stupid
[01:13] Seifer: and should probably never breed.
[01:13] Roxas: ......... no i get it
[01:13] Roxas: .........
[01:13] Seifer: .....
[01:13] Seifer: do it.
[01:13] Roxas: I just know I'll end up dying
[01:13] Roxas: somehow
[01:13] Zexion: . . . .
[01:13] Seifer: do it while he's asleep.
[01:14] Roxas: ... he said he wont sleep
[01:14] Zexion: He went to sleep not long ago
[01:14] Seifer: do it while he's pretending not to sleep but really is.
[01:14] Roxas: .......... :|
[01:15] Roxas: *twitches*
[01:15] Zexion: o_o
[01:15] Seifer: ....
[01:15] Seifer: if you need help
[01:15] Seifer: seifer is here for you.
[01:15] Vexen: ... And Balthier would help
[01:15] Seifer: :>
[01:15] Roxas: ..... *Twitch twitch*
[01:15] Zexion: .........I don't want to help I just want to see it done.
[01:15] Seifer: we are all here for you roxas
[01:15] Zexion: ......
[01:15] Seifer: except zexion
[01:15] Roxas: ..........
[01:16] Zexion: ..........Well wait....
[01:16] Zexion: *hands knife* there
[01:16] Zexion: I helped
[01:16] Seifer: no
[01:16] Seifer: you didn't
[01:16] Seifer: gtfo ---->
[01:16] Roxas: I probably shouldn't kill him. :|
[01:16] Zexion: .....why not?
[01:16] Seifer: don't be a pansy roxas
[01:16] Zexion: Do you like sharing your things?
[01:17] Roxas: lkl;dkjas;l
[01:17] Seifer: do you like being nagged
[01:17] Seifer: and having everyone call you his wife
[01:17] Roxas: mnjlhok;l;';
[01:17] Seifer: do it roxas
[01:17] Seifer: there's nothing to think about
[01:17] Seifer: kill him >: (
[01:17] Roxas: .........
[01:17] Roxas: why do you want to kill him so much?
[01:17] Seifer: ........
[01:17] Zexion: .....
[01:17] Seifer: think not of what i gain
[01:17] Zexion: .....
[01:17] Seifer: but of what you gain
[01:18] Zexion: goooooo
[01:18] Zexion: GOooooooo
[01:18] Zexion: Roxassssss
[01:18] Seifer: *chant* doo itt
[01:18] Zexion: Roxaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssss
[01:18] Zexion: dooooooo itttttt
[01:18] Zexion: Killlllll himmmmmmmm
[01:18] Seifer: do it
[01:18] Roxas: .... Well I can't trust Zexion's opinion
[01:18] Seifer: ..
[01:18] Zexion: . . . .
[01:18] Zexion: Why not?
[01:18] Seifer: that's cold
[01:18] Roxas: ..... you're biased
[01:18] Zexion: So?
[01:18] Roxas: he killed you
[01:18] Zexion: ....... exactly
[01:19] Zexion: what's to stop him from killing you and feeding off YOUR energies?
[01:19] Zexion: Im only looking out for your future here Roxas
[01:19] Seifer: O_O
[01:19] Roxas: I won't die.
[01:19] Zexion: You might
[01:19] Seifer: roxas
[01:19] Roxas: ....... i have more hp
[01:19] Seifer: your things
[01:19] Roxas: :|
[01:19] Zexion: >>
[01:19] Seifer: your manliness
[01:19] Roxas: ...
[01:19] Seifer: he doesn't love you roxas
[01:19] Seifer: he's only using you
[01:19] Seifer: :/
[01:19] Roxas: You called me a girl
[01:19] Seifer: ...
[01:19] Seifer: um
[01:19] Seifer: user error
[01:19] Seifer: DO IT ROXAS
[01:19] Roxas: :|
[01:19] Zexion: You know...every time he's looking at you
[01:20] Zexion: he has a strange hungry look in his eyes
[01:20] Zexion: and it isn't lust I assure you
[01:20] Roxas: o__o
[01:20] Seifer: :|
[01:20] Seifer: roxas
[01:20] Zexion: Seifer's seen it too
[01:20] Seifer: if you won't do it
[01:20] Seifer: i will find someone who will
[01:20] Roxas: .... o_o
[01:20] Seifer: repliku WILL die >: (
[01:20] Roxas: whoah
[01:20] Roxas: what.
[01:20] Bahamaut: ...I could just eat him....
[01:20] Seifer: i mean
[01:20] Seifer: you should uh
[01:20] Zexion: . . . .
[01:20] Seifer: you know
[01:20] Seifer: think about it.
[01:20] Roxas: ....
[01:20] Bahamaut: Or... Chew him up and spit him out at least.
[01:21] Seifer: .... yeha
[01:21] Seifer: yeah.
[01:21] Roxas: ....
[01:21] Roxas: rats
[01:21] Zexion: ......
[01:21] Seifer: rats could do it
[01:21] Seifer: but it would be slow and painful
[01:21] Seifer: :/
[01:21] Vexen: You have to do it yourself.
[01:22] Roxas: ......
[01:22] Seifer: it's the only way
[01:22] Roxas: why does everyone want me to kill him again.....
[01:22] Vexen: OR YOU'LL NEVER BE A MERMAID AGAIN
[01:22] Roxas: DAMN
[01:22] Zexion: ......
[01:22] Roxas: I mean WHAT
[01:22] Seifer: ... lol
[01:22] Vexen: Link
[01:22] Seifer: we're just looking out for you roxas
[01:22] Zexion: That icon...is beautiful
[01:22] Roxas: its amazing
[01:22] Seifer: my browser will not let me see it yet
[01:23] Seifer: so i know it is amazing
[01:23] Seifer: the suspense is killing me
[01:23] Zexion: .......
[01:23] Roxas: ...
[01:23] Seifer: roxas, would you like some bacon?
[01:23] Roxas: yes
[01:23] Seifer: then kill repliku
[01:23] Roxas: ....
[01:23] Prof. Hojo: Elena base?
[01:24] Vexen: I'm working on it.
[01:24] Seifer: seifer has a new default
[01:24] Prof. Hojo: :P
[01:25] Seifer: ...
[01:26] Zexion: . . . .
[01:26] Seifer: . . . .
[01:26] Zexion: I don't smell any clones bleeding to death
[01:26] Seifer: same
[01:26] Roxas: ...........
[01:26] Zexion: I'm disappointed
[01:26] Roxas: I know you are
[01:26] Seifer: did we really expect him to though
[01:27] Zexion: .........No, Not innocent sweet little Roxas
[01:27] Roxas: ................
[01:27] Roxas: what.
[01:27] Seifer: i mean, he is basically a precious little girl
[01:27] Seifer: right
[01:27] Roxas: .......................
[01:27] Seifer: don't dot dot dot me
[01:27] Zexion: . . . .u_u *takes knifte back*
[01:27] Seifer: you know it's true
[01:27] Roxas: I'm not a girl.
[01:27] Seifer: you are
[01:27] Seifer: do you know why?
[01:27] Bahamaut: Mmm, little girls.... Tatsy. :P
[01:27] Roxas: ....
[01:27] Seifer: you sacrified your boybits
[01:28] Seifer: to be some clone's wife
[01:28] Seifer: his WIFE
[01:28] Roxas: NO
[01:28] Seifer: WIFE
[01:28] Roxas: SHUT UP
[01:28] Zexion: ..........
[01:28] Bahamaut: *stares at Roxas like he's food*
[01:28] Roxas: .............
[01:28] Seifer: WIFE
[01:29] Seifer: :|
[01:29] Roxas: ROXAS.
[01:29] Seifer: YES.
[01:29] Roxas: ...
[01:29] Roxas: DSA'K
[01:29] Seifer: ROXAS IS REPLIKU'S LITTLE WIFE.
[01:29] Roxas: sssssssssssssssssssss
[01:29] Seifer: ss indeed
[01:29] Seifer: are you mad?
[01:29] Xehanort: ...
[01:29] Roxas: :||||||
[01:29] Seifer: are you?
[01:29] Xehanort: Heeey
[01:29] Roxas: i cant be mad
[01:29] Zexion: ........
[01:29] Seifer: girl.
[01:30] Xehanort: Miss me?
[01:30] Zexion: possibly
[01:30] Seifer: wb :>
[01:30] Bahamaut: I like the taste of girls.... *stands up and wanders over to Roxas*
[01:30] Zexion: o_o
[01:30] Roxas: *points to zexion*
[01:30] Seifer: k thats moderately creepy
[01:30] Zexion: Excuse me?
[01:30] Xehanort: ...
[01:30] Seifer: lol
[01:30] Seifer: ow
[01:30] Seifer: zexion is kinda girly though.
[01:30] Zexion: . . . . . .
[01:30] Seifer: what with the emo hair.
[01:30] Seifer: ..
[01:31] Seifer: actually
[01:31] Bahamaut: Guys and women not so much..... *gets his face right up by roxas and grins with lots of teeth* But girls are tasty.
[01:31] Roxas: and the tiny hp bar
[01:31] Zexion: >>
[01:31] Roxas: :|
[01:31] Seifer: you all look like a bunch of fucking girls
[01:31] Zexion: -_-
[01:31] Roxas: I dont.
[01:31] Zexion: u_u It is true we kind of do
[01:31] Seifer: yeah
[01:31] Zexion: Especially Roxas
[01:31] Seifer: you do roxas :/
[01:31] Seifer: yeah
[01:31] Roxas: No
[01:31] Roxas: I dont
[01:31] Xehanort: ...
[01:31] Seifer: especially in the mouth
[01:31] Roxas: ...
[01:31] Roxas: what
[01:31] Zexion: :\
[01:31] Seifer: i mean you try to disguise it with sk8er boy hair but it just doesnt work
[01:31] Bahamaut: *licks his lips, and STAAAAARES at Roxas*
[01:31] Seifer: you're like a flat chested girl
[01:31] Xehanort: - Might o again -
[01:31] Seifer: :|
[01:31] Roxas: ................................
[01:31] Zexion: . . . . . .
[01:32] Roxas: wait
[01:32] Seifer: wait what
[01:32] Roxas: what does that have to do with my mouth
[01:32] Seifer: uh
[01:32] Zexion: dsl
[01:32] Xehanort: >>
[01:32] Seifer: ...
[01:32] Zexion: u_u
[01:32] Roxas: ...
[01:32] Seifer: so anyway
[01:32] Seifer: WIFE
[01:32] Vexen: ...
[01:32] Roxas: I DONT SEE ANY
[01:32] Roxas: AROUND HERE
[01:32] Seifer: DON'T FOOL YOURSELF
[01:32] Seifer: ROXAS
[01:33] Seifer: REPLIKU'S LADY-FRIEND
[01:33] Roxas: I DONT UNDERSTAND - YOU BITCH
[01:33] Seifer: YEAH YOU DO
[01:33] Seifer: YOU DO AND YOU KNOW IT
[01:33] Seifer: INSTEAD OF CRYING YOURSELF TO SLEEP IN YOUR PINK RUFFLY PILLOW
[01:33] Seifer: YOU COULD DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT
[01:33] Roxas: ....
[01:33] Zexion: . . . . . .
[01:33] Roxas: BALTHIER STOLE THE PILLOWS.
[01:33] Roxas: ...
[01:33] Seifer: OH, RIGHT
[01:33] Seifer: HE'LL GIVE THOSE BACK BY THE WAY
[01:33] Seifer: IF YOU KILL REPLIKU
[01:34] Roxas: ................
[01:34] Roxas: WHAT THE HELL
[01:34] Seifer: .....
[01:34] Zexion: . . . .
[01:34] Roxas: dot dot dot
[01:34] Seifer: would you like your pillows back
[01:34] Zexion: Even Balthier agrees Roxas...it isn't an issue of bias
[01:34] Vexen: Link
[01:34] Zexion: He needs to die...by your hand....now
[01:34] Prof. Hojo: Hmm, it's 4:30.
[01:34] Prof. Hojo: AM.
[01:34] Prof. Hojo: ........
[01:35] Roxas: But. why balthier
[01:35] Roxas: o_O
[01:35] Prof. Hojo: Perfect timing! Thankies!
[01:35] Zexion: That's pretty...but ....no bacon
[01:35] Vexen: ... I was not asked to add bacon in
[01:36] Prof. Hojo: Premission to alter it in minor amounts, and stick it in my folder of icons I made?
[01:36] Roxas: everything is better with bacon
[01:36] Zexion: . . .
[01:36] Prof. Hojo: *permission
[01:36] Zexion: I think...I would like to request a base....of Roxas...with some bacon
[01:36] Roxas: .... *just died laughing*
[01:36] Seifer: i asked for bacon
[01:37] Vexen: It'd be nice if you credited me :-D
[01:37] Prof. Hojo: :D Okay! <333
[01:37] Vexen: i'm doing a roxas one
[01:37] Prof. Hojo: Under what name?
[01:37] Vexen: anyway
[01:37] Vexen: Um
[01:37] Seifer: is the roxas one with bacon
[01:37] Vexen: on lj I'm scripturiencyu
[01:37] Vexen: *scripturiency
[01:37] Prof. Hojo: Kay!
[01:37] Vexen: yes
[01:37] Prof. Hojo: <3
[01:37] Seifer: alright
[01:37] Zexion: . . .
[01:38] Seifer: so
[01:38] Seifer: roxas
[01:38] Zexion: ......
[01:38] Seifer: ...
[01:38] Roxas: ...
[01:38] Seifer: "yes, seifer"
[01:38] Seifer: would you like that bacon now roxas
[01:39] Seifer: "yes seifer"
[01:39] Zexion: ..........
[01:39] Seifer: you know what you must do
[01:39] Vexen: Link
[01:39] Roxas: .... :|
[01:39] Zexion: ahhhhhh delicious bacon cola...in diet
[01:40] Seifer: tasty
[01:40] *** Xehanort has left the chat.
[01:40] Seifer: BYE :-(
[01:41] Roxas: who died
[01:41] Seifer: repliku?
[01:41] Roxas: ......
[01:41] Roxas: no he didnt
[01:41] Zexion: .....
[01:41] Zexion: Why not?
[01:41] Zexion: You're slacking Roxas
[01:41] Seifer: seriously.
[01:42] Prof. Hojo: Bad Roxas.
[01:42] Seifer: what reason is there not to
[01:42] Roxas: ....
[01:42] Seifer: tell me one reason
[01:42] Roxas: messy
[01:42] Seifer: you could do it clean
[01:42] Prof. Hojo: *hits Roxas wif a newspaper for not killing repliku*
[01:42] Roxas: OW
[01:42] Prof. Hojo: :P
[01:42] Seifer: after you kill him zexion and i can come in with a cross and a bucket of kfc
[01:43] Seifer: we will truly make him kfc's jesus
[01:43] Seifer: amirite.
[01:43] Zexion: .....THAT I would help with
[01:43] Roxas: ...
[01:43] Zexion: u_u
[01:43] Seifer: :>
[01:43] Prof. Hojo: Okay. Is 4:45.
[01:43] Prof. Hojo: Bed now.
[01:43] Prof. Hojo: Nighty all!
[01:43] Prof. Hojo: Roxas!
[01:43] Seifer: night
[01:43] Zexion: goodnight..........
[01:43] Roxas: ... night
[01:44] Zexion: all and Roxas
[01:44] Seifer: roxas is special
[01:44] Roxas: ... whaaat
[01:44] Zexion: ....Indeed
[01:44] Seifer: special like jesus' wife.
[01:44] Prof. Hojo: KILL REPLIKU! Dirtilly! Or are you afraid you'll have to put on an aprin and get out the mop and Clean It Up.
[01:44] Prof. Hojo: *aprion
[01:44] Prof. Hojo: >O
[01:45] Seifer: he isn't afraid of the mess
[01:45] Roxas: .......................... so everyone
[01:45] Seifer: he is just a girl
[01:45] Seifer: :/
[01:45] Roxas: wants me to kill him
[01:45] Seifer: yes
[01:45] Zexion: .......yes
[01:45] Prof. Hojo: *hits Roxas with a newspaper* Kill him!
[01:45] Seifer: vexen
[01:45] Zexion: Even the people who aren't here.
[01:45] Seifer: please say "yes"
[01:45] Seifer: even repliku wants you to kill him
[01:45] Prof. Hojo: *goes to bed, hoping for repliku mess inna mornin'*
[01:45] *** Hojo has left the chat.
[01:45] Roxas: when did he say that
[01:45] Seifer: he said it to me
[01:46] Vexen: OKAY
[01:46] Seifer: he said, "i would die to get out of this marriage"
[01:46] Vexen: BACON
[01:46] Roxas: ...
[01:46] Zexion: . . . .
[01:46] Roxas: can i just get a divorce
[01:46] Zexion: No
[01:46] Vexen: Link
[01:46] Vexen: That could be you, Roxas.
[01:46] Vexen: Free
[01:46] Zexion: .........
[01:46] Roxas: .... .IDIED
[01:46] Vexen: with bacon.
[01:47] Seifer: right
[01:47] Seifer: but if you get a divorce
[01:47] Seifer: you split your worldly posessions
[01:47] Zexion: including the bacon
[01:47] Seifer: is that what you want, roxas
[01:47] Seifer: do you want to split
[01:47] Seifer: your bacon?
[01:47] Vexen: You won't have two anymore, either
[01:47] Roxas: can i just steal them back
[01:47] Vexen: You'll just have one
[01:47] Roxas: .......
[01:47] Roxas: O_O
[01:47] Vexen: Like everyone else
[01:47] Seifer: you can't steal bacon roxas
[01:48] Roxas: ...
[01:48] Seifer: bacon is given
[01:48] Roxas: yes i can
[01:48] Seifer: no, you cant
[01:48] Seifer: bacon stolen is not bacon
[01:48] Roxas: ..... :|
[01:48] Zexion: . . . . .
[01:48] Seifer: it is bacos.
[01:48] Zexion: ........
[01:48] Seifer: artifical and disgusting. a shadow of what it was.
[01:48] Roxas: .....
[01:48] Seifer: like what you are, roxas
[01:48] Seifer: now that you're a clone's wife
[01:49] Seifer: you could be what you used to be once again, though
[01:49] Roxas: i dont really have anything valuable
[01:49] Seifer: proud and free
[01:49] Seifer: like the bacon.
[01:49] Seifer: SILENCE
[01:49] Roxas: balthier stole my dvd collection
[01:49] Seifer: balthier will return your things
[01:49] Seifer: all of them.
[01:49] Roxas: and the pot plant....
[01:49] Seifer: EVERYTHING
[01:49] Roxas: ........
[01:49] Balthier: I will?
[01:50] Seifer: yes
[01:50] Seifer: you will
[01:50] Seifer: or i'll fucking choke you
[01:50] Roxas: ...
[01:50] Roxas: o___o
[01:50] Zexion: .......
[01:50] Balthier: All right then! I will.
[01:50] Seifer: yep.
[01:50] Roxas: . . .
[01:50] Zexion: ...............
[01:50] Zexion: You do know
[01:50] Zexion: Repliku plans to sell you in a russian bride catalogue
[01:50] Zexion: don't you?
[01:51] Roxas: I'm not russian
[01:51] Seifer: thats the point
[01:51] Seifer: those russians
[01:51] Seifer: they want something different
[01:51] Seifer: they hunger
[01:51] Zexion: They love....blonde hair
[01:51] Zexion: blue eyes
[01:51] Zexion: petite
[01:51] Seifer: and blue eyes
[01:51] Seifer: yeah
[01:51] Zexion: nice lips
[01:51] Roxas: ......
[01:51] Seifer: innocent face
[01:51] Roxas: this is getting awkward
[01:51] Seifer: ...
[01:51] Zexion: . . .
[01:51] Seifer: roxas
[01:51] Roxas: ...
[01:52] Seifer: DO IT ROXAS. ;|
[01:52] Roxas: LASDAKD;
[01:52] Roxas: he wouldn't kill me. idontthink
[01:53] Zexion: There are things far worse then death he would and could inflict on you
[01:53] Seifer: he wouldn't
[01:53] Seifer: he'll just
[01:53] Roxas: like what?
[01:53] Seifer: keep all of your things
[01:53] Seifer: and continue to immasculate you
[01:53] Zexion: u_u
[01:53] Roxas: :-(
[01:53] Seifer: and you'll be stuck in a marriage for the rest of your life
[01:53] Roxas: but we're getting a divorce
[01:54] Seifer: YOU CAN'T
[01:54] Seifer: YOU CAN'T DO THAT ROXAS
[01:54] Roxas: WHAT
[01:54] Seifer: YOUR BACON
[01:54] Roxas: WTF
[01:54] Seifer: YOUR FUCKING BACON YOU SON OF A BITCH
[01:54] Roxas: WTF
[01:54] Roxas: WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO
[01:54] Roxas: WITH ANYTHING
[01:54] Seifer: YOU PROMISED WHEN YOU BROUGHT YOUR BACON INTO THE WORLD
[01:54] Seifer: THAT YOU WOULD TAKE CARE OF IT
[01:54] Seifer: AND NOW YOU WANT TO JUST FORGET IT
[01:54] Roxas: ........
[01:54] Seifer: GIVE HALF OF IT TO REPLIKU?
[01:54] Roxas: I DID NOT GIVE BIRTH
[01:54] Roxas: TO BACON
[01:54] Seifer: ....
[01:55] Seifer: YEAH
[01:55] Seifer: YEAH YOU DID
[01:55] Roxas: ... I WAS HANDED SOME BACON
[01:55] Seifer: IT CAME OUT OF YOUR
[01:55] Seifer: ....
[01:55] Seifer: ...
[01:55] Seifer: MANGINA.
[01:55] Roxas: .....
[01:55] Seifer: ....
[01:55] Roxas: FOR THE LAST TIME
[01:56] Roxas: I HAVE NO MANGINA
[01:56] Seifer: ...
[01:56] Seifer: YOU'RE RIGHT
[01:56] Seifer: WE SHOULD JUST FORGO THE MAN
[01:56] Roxas: YOU
[01:56] Seifer: ....
[01:56] Seifer: <3
[01:56] Roxas: :|
[01:57] Seifer: ....
[01:57] Seifer: SO
[01:57] Zexion: ....
[01:57] Seifer: YOU JUST WANT TO GET A DIVORCE THEN
[01:57] Seifer: THAT'S ALRIGHT.
[01:57] Roxas: ..............
[01:57] Roxas: IT IS
[01:58] Seifer: CERTAINLY NOT VERY MASCULINE
[01:58] Seifer: BUT ALRIGHT.
[01:58] Seifer: YOU'LL ALWAYS BE HIS EX-WIFE THOUGH.
[01:58] Vexen: ROXAS
[01:58] Roxas: I'D STILL BE HIS EX-WIFE IF I KILLED HIM
[01:58] Seifer: NO
[01:58] Vexen: BEFORE YOU MAKE ANY HASTY DECISIONS
[01:58] Seifer: YOU'D BE HIS FUCKING MURDERER
[01:58] Vexen: I THINK YOU SHOULD SEE THIS
[01:58] Roxas: OK
[01:58] Vexen: ONE SECOMD
[01:58] Vexen: *N
[01:58] Seifer: ........
[01:59] Zexion: .....
[01:59] Roxas: ...
[01:59] Seifer: ....
[01:59] Seifer: VEXEN
[02:00] Vexen: I HAVE TO UPLOAD IT
[02:00] Vexen: WHAT I FOUND
[02:00] Seifer: ..
[02:00] Roxas: ...
[02:00] Seifer: OK
[02:00] Zexion: .....
[02:01] Roxas: i want you and your beautiful soul
[02:01] Zexion: ....
[02:01] Roxas: ...
[02:01] Zexion: ....
[02:01] Seifer: ...
[02:02] Seifer: you can't have my beautiful soul
[02:02] Roxas: ...
[02:02] Seifer: :|
[02:02] Zexion: He was singing that...to Repliku
[02:02] Zexion: u_u
[02:02] Roxas: .................
[02:02] Seifer: oh
[02:02] Roxas: he's not here
[02:02] Seifer: that makes sense
[02:02] Seifer: wives do like to sing to their men
[02:02] Zexion: even from afar
[02:02] Roxas: but hes not here
[02:02] Roxas: D<
[02:02] Seifer: you're jus tpracticing, right?
[02:02] Roxas: no
[02:02] Zexion: that foolish notion, of his heart hearing it
[02:03] Seifer: then who were you singing to
[02:03] Zexion: where ever he is
[02:03] Roxas: no one
[02:03] Seifer: cus im sure zexion doesn't want to give you his beautiful soul either
[02:03] Roxas: i can just sing
[02:03] Zexion: ...;; No I would like to keep it intact
[02:03] Roxas: for no reason
[02:03] Roxas: you don't have a soul
[02:03] Roxas: >:|
[02:03] Seifer: oh
[02:03] Zexion: I do too
[02:03] Seifer: lol : D
[02:03] Zexion: I have a soul and a body
[02:03] Zexion: u_u
[02:04] Roxas: :|
[02:04] Zexion: In any case
[02:04] Seifer: i have a soul and a body and a heart
[02:04] Zexion: it's suspicious
[02:04] Roxas: .................
[02:04] Seifer: can't touch this
[02:04] Zexion: that after our discussion of you ending repliku
[02:04] Zexion: you would begin singing
[02:04] Seifer: t'is
[02:04] Roxas: i was waiting :|
[02:04] Zexion: ....
[02:04] Seifer: to kill him?
[02:05] Roxas: no
[02:05] Seifer: for the perfect moment
[02:05] Seifer: to STRIKE
[02:05] Seifer: oh
[02:05] Zexion: ....
[02:05] Zexion: for a quiet moment
[02:05] Roxas: ...
[02:05] Seifer: vexen ffs
[02:05] Zexion: to express his love
[02:05] Roxas: ............................
[02:05] Roxas: STFU
[02:05] Seifer: :|
[02:05] Vexen: PHOTOBUCKET IS BEING WEIRD OKAY
[02:05] Roxas: is this abuse roxas week
[02:05] Vexen: GOD
[02:05] Seifer: its always abuse roxas week
[02:05] Zexion: no
[02:06] Roxas: ... why
[02:06] Zexion: ....because everyone loves you?
[02:06] Seifer: *shrug*
[02:06] Roxas: doesnt sound like love
[02:06] Seifer: <3
[02:06] Seifer: my bacon proves my love
[02:06] Roxas: :|
[02:07] Zexion: I can't actually love you
[02:07] Zexion: But I can torment you
[02:07] Seifer: that's true
[02:07] Zexion: and pretend that it is something like love
[02:07] Roxas: ...... dont even pretend
[02:07] Seifer: ...
[02:07] Zexion: . . . .
[02:07] Zexion: Why not?
[02:07] Roxas: ... because you're bad at it
[02:08] Roxas: :|
[02:08] Zexion: I imagine if I had a heart still I'ld think of you like an irritating neighbor child
[02:08] Roxas: ....
[02:08] Zexion: ......
[02:08] Zexion: I am very good
[02:08] Zexion: at pretending
[02:08] Roxas: I'm not irritating
[02:08] Seifer: that always eats your food whe he comes over?
[02:08] Zexion: Yes
[02:08] Zexion: especially that kind
[02:08] Roxas: ... i dont eat that much
[02:09] Zexion: . . . . That's true
[02:09] Seifer: yes
[02:09] Zexion: But
[02:09] Zexion: you would still
[02:09] Seifer: thats because you have to keep your body perfect
[02:09] Zexion: be over eating my food
[02:09] Seifer: for your husband
[02:09] Roxas: ............................................
[02:09] Zexion: .....that too
[02:09] Zexion: Hmmm what would he do to you if you were fat?
[02:09] Roxas: my husband is stupid
[02:09] Roxas: :|
[02:09] Zexion: Do you think he'ld love you still?
[02:09] Seifer: your husband is stupid
[02:09] Seifer: kill him.
[02:09] Roxas: he doesnt love me
[02:09] Zexion: more of a reason to kill him
[02:09] Seifer: he doesn't love you
[02:10] Seifer: kill him.
[02:10] Roxas: ...
[02:10] Zexion: ....you could always
[02:10] Zexion: start singing again
[02:10] Roxas: oh
[02:10] Roxas: ok
[02:10] Seifer: :|
[02:10] Zexion: Sing out...express your love
[02:10] Roxas: ... no
[02:10] Vexen: ... NOW ROXAS
[02:10] Roxas: but i'll sing anyw-
[02:10] Zexion: for your dear dear clone husband
[02:10] Roxas: yes?
[02:10] Roxas: ,no
[02:10] Vexen: I WANT YOU TO BE SITTING DOWN
[02:10] Vexen: before you look at this
[02:10] Roxas: ... ok
[02:10] Seifer: ...
[02:10] Zexion: .....
[02:11] Roxas: ...
[02:11] Vexen: Are you sitting down?
[02:11] Roxas: yes
[02:11] Vexen: Here.
[02:11] Seifer: :/
[02:11] Zexion: ..................
[02:11] Roxas: ..............................
[02:11] Zexion: (OHGOD)
[02:11] Seifer: do you see roxas
[02:11] Seifer: do you see
[02:11] Roxas: thats not me
[02:12] Zexion: ....It looks an awful lot like you
[02:12] Seifer: stop the lies
[02:12] Seifer: just stop
[02:12] Seifer: : (
[02:12] Roxas: .................
[02:12] Vexen: This is the future he wants for you
[02:12] Zexion: You need to break away from his control
[02:12] Seifer: yes
[02:12] Roxas: he couldnt force me
[02:12] Roxas: :|
[02:12] Seifer: he wouldnt
[02:12] Seifer: you would be under his control
[02:12] Seifer: doing anything he wants
[02:12] Seifer: like a good wife
[02:13] Roxas: ... no
[02:13] Seifer: yes
[02:13] Roxas: ........
[02:13] Seifer: roxas : (
[02:13] Vexen: ROXAS HE WANTS TO SELL YOU TO A GREASY AMERICAN
[02:13] Seifer: we are your friends
[02:13] Roxas: We just share a room
[02:13] Seifer: we don't want to see you get sold
[02:13] Zexion: You're already standing up for his blatant lies, denying the truth before you
[02:13] Roxas: we're basically not married
[02:13] Seifer: to some old american guy
[02:13] Roxas: uh... kinda
[02:13] Roxas: ...........................
[02:13] Seifer: who wants to dress you up in a dress
[02:13] Seifer: and call you namine
[02:13] Vexen: DON'T LET HIM DECIEVE YOU ROXAS
[02:13] Zexion: .......
[02:13] Roxas: ....................
[02:14] Seifer: break free ; (
[02:14] Roxas: wtf is that legal
[02:14] Roxas: selling your spouse
[02:14] Roxas: :|
[02:14] Seifer: yes
[02:14] Zexion: in some states
[02:14] Zexion: and religious circles
[02:14] Roxas: well
[02:14] Roxas: hes jesus
[02:14] Zexion: . . .
[02:15] Seifer: even more reason
[02:15] Seifer: to kill him now
[02:15] Zexion: You only want to believe he is because of your upbringing
[02:15] Zexion: But Roxas....he isn't....
[02:15] Roxas: ....
[02:15] Roxas: he loves KFC
[02:15] Seifer: ...
[02:15] Seifer: roxas :/
[02:15] Seifer: why do you protect him
[02:15] Roxas: im not
[02:15] Seifer: do you love him roxas
[02:15] Seifer: DO YOU
[02:15] Roxas: i cant
[02:16] Seifer: oh
[02:16] Seifer: right
[02:16] Roxas: ..................
[02:16] Seifer: does he make you feel like you have a heart
[02:16] Seifer: lawlalwal
[02:16] Zexion: ..........
[02:16] Roxas: :| axel is cheesy
[02:16] Seifer: so are you
[02:16] Seifer: cheesy
[02:16] Roxas: no i'm not
[02:16] Seifer: and delicious
[02:16] Roxas: ...
[02:16] Seifer: like pizza hut pizza.
[02:16] Roxas: whut
[02:16] Seifer: wut
[02:16] Vexen: Repliku wants to sell you
[02:16] Vexen: he'll make you a whore
[02:16] Seifer: to pizza hut
[02:16] Seifer: a pizza whore
[02:17] Zexion: .....
[02:17] Roxas: o________o
[02:17] Vexen: Actually the people who own pizza hut also own kfc
[02:17] Seifer: yeah
[02:17] Seifer: i see a lot of kfc/pizza hut places
[02:17] Roxas: :|
[02:17] Vexen: 288 COMMENTS
[02:17] Roxas: :-D
[02:17] Seifer: what its still going
[02:17] Seifer: lol
[02:17] Vexen: COME ON
[02:18] Seifer: roxas
[02:18] Seifer: OBEY
[02:18] Roxas: OHGOD
[02:18] Seifer: :|
[02:18] Zexion: .....
[02:19] Roxas: I wont obey her
[02:19] Zexion: ....why not?
[02:19] Roxas: ... i dont know her
[02:19] Zexion: she's god
[02:19] Seifer: its a him
[02:19] Seifer: or it used to be a him
[02:19] Seifer: until he was married
[02:19] Seifer: to a clone
[02:19] Zexion: ......
[02:19] Seifer: now look at him
[02:20] Roxas: .....
[02:20] Roxas: wtf
[02:20] Seifer: .
[02:20] Roxas: .
[02:20] Seifer: .
[02:20] Roxas: 8-)
[02:20] Seifer: lol
[02:20] Seifer: O:-)
[02:21] Roxas: :-\
[02:21] Vexen: :'(
[02:21] Seifer: >:o
[02:21] Roxas: GODTHATFRIGHTENSMESOMUCH
[02:21] Roxas: =-O
[02:21] Seifer: GOOD
[02:22] Roxas: BIG
[02:22] Seifer: >:o KILL REPLIKU
[02:22] Vexen: THAT'LL BE REPLIKU'S REACTION
[02:22] Seifer: >:o >:o
[02:22] Roxas: why do you want him to die
[02:22] Vexen: WHEN HE FINDS OUT YOU KNOW ABOUT HIS PLAN
[02:22] Seifer: i want you to be free
[02:22] Vexen: HE'LL KILL YOU IF HE GETS THE CHANCE
[02:22] Vexen: WE'RE TRYING TO SAVE YOU
[02:22] Roxas: ...........
[02:22] Seifer: free
[02:22] Seifer: like my bacon
[02:22] Seifer: mmmmmmm
[02:22] Roxas: EVEN VEXEN?
[02:22] Seifer: well, vexen?
[02:23] Zexion: ....
[02:23] Vexen: YES
[02:23] Roxas: ...
[02:23] Zexion: .............
[02:23] Roxas: thats messed up man
[02:23] Zexion: It isn't
[02:23] Seifer: he can make another
[02:23] Vexen: What.
[02:23] Roxas: its his creation
[02:23] Vexen: I know how he thinks.
[02:23] Seifer: but his devotion to you is immovable
[02:24] Seifer: THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE ROXAS
[02:24] Roxas: . . .
[02:24] Roxas: ......................
[02:24] Roxas: thats right
[02:24] Seifer: that's right.
[02:24] Vexen: Indeed.
[02:25] Roxas: indeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
[02:25] Seifer: WHAT IS THE VERDICT
[02:25] Seifer: ROXY
[02:25] Roxas: BUTTON MASH
[02:25] Zexion: .....
[02:25] Roxas: Can i
[02:25] Roxas: flip a coin
[02:25] Seifer: yes
[02:25] Zexion: You are NOT reaction commanding out of this....
[02:25] Seifer: as long as both sides mean repliku's death
[02:25] Roxas: ... but i like reaction commands
[02:25] Roxas: .......
[02:26] Zexion: then...reaction command killing him
[02:26] Seifer: yes
[02:26] Seifer: ok
[02:26] Seifer: now that it's decided
[02:26] Seifer: how are you going to kill him
[02:26] Roxas: .................
[02:26] Zexion: . . . .
[02:26] Roxas: i want a coin
[02:26] Seifer: with a coin?
[02:26] Seifer: alright
[02:26] Seifer: we can sharpen the edges of a coin
[02:26] Roxas: ... wait no
[02:26] Zexion: .....
[02:26] Seifer: would you like smooth or serrated
[02:27] Seifer: it will be a shank
[02:27] Seifer: a coin-shank.
[02:27] Roxas: *hits head on wall*
[02:27] Seifer: ...
[02:27] Zexion: . . .
[02:27] Vexen: 300
[02:27] Roxas: SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[02:27] Seifer: no
[02:27] Seifer: no sparta
[02:27] Roxas: D:
[02:27] Seifer: no chestkick
[02:27] Zexion: ...
[02:27] Roxas: but
[02:27] Vexen: WAIT
[02:27] Roxas: I want to
[02:27] Seifer: not until you finish your vegetab-- i mean kill repliku
[02:28] Roxas: ...
[02:28] Vexen: Unless you want to chestkick Repliku.
[02:28] Seifer: o.o
[02:28] Roxas: ....
[02:28] Zexion: ....
[02:28] Seifer: nice.
[02:28] Roxas: is there a large hole. anywhere
[02:28] Seifer: yes
[02:28] Seifer: it's called the pit
[02:28] Roxas: ...
[02:28] Roxas: why dont we let him read fanfiction
[02:29] Seifer: he will
[02:29] Seifer: after you chestkick him
[02:29] Seifer: into the pit
[02:29] Roxas: ...
[02:29] Roxas: he might like that
[02:29] Roxas: :|
[02:29] Seifer: he might
[02:29] Seifer: but he will die eventually
[02:29] Roxas: i mean. hes not even really there
[02:29] Seifer: of starvation
[02:30] Seifer: does he need to eat
[02:30] Roxas: ... i think so
[02:30] Seifer: k
[02:30] Seifer: 301 lol
[02:30] Roxas: :|
[02:31] Roxas: its light out
[02:31] Zexion: ...
[02:31] Seifer: yeah
[02:31] Seifer: 5:30 am
[02:31] *** Vexen has left the chat.
[02:31] Seifer: :/
[02:31] Zexion: There still isn't a dead repliku
[02:31] Roxas: ....
[02:31] Seifer: yeah
[02:31] Seifer: you really should
[02:31] Seifer: start a thread
[02:31] Roxas: ..
[02:32] Seifer: i mean we did stay up all morning convincing you roxas
[02:32] Zexion: because I really do want to help Seifer hang him on a cross
[02:32] Zexion: Badly
[02:32] Seifer: it would be amazing
[02:32] Seifer: come on roxas
[02:32] Seifer: do it
[02:32] Seifer: before we go to sleep
[02:32] Roxas: ......................
[02:32] Seifer: do it
[02:32] Roxas: vexen died.
[02:32] Zexion: slit his neck with the coin
[02:32] Zexion: Well....
[02:32] Seifer: with the coin shank
[02:32] Zexion: he'll be back
[02:33] Zexion: and he'll be proud
[02:33] Seifer: i invited him back but he doesnt want to watch you waffle around
[02:33] Zexion: if he sees that post there
[02:33] Seifer: he wants ACTION
[02:33] Roxas: ... what if i dont want to kill him with a coin?
[02:33] Seifer: kill him with something else
[02:33] Zexion: I still have that knife
[02:33] *** Vexen has joined the chat.
[02:33] Zexion: and you could always..strangle him or something
[02:33] Seifer: what do you want to kill him with roxas
[02:33] *** Vexen has left the chat.
[02:33] Seifer: with the keyblade? i could sharpen that into a shank too
[02:33] Zexion: see Vexen is disappointed because we're still discussing this
[02:34] Zexion: and you aren't carrying it out
[02:34] Roxas: ... I cant believe you just spent about 2 hours. trying to get me. to kill repliku
[02:34] Zexion: . . . .You haven't done it yet
[02:34] Seifer: i cant beilieve you havent done it yet
[02:34] *** Vexen has joined the chat.
[02:34] Roxas: ...
[02:34] Vexen: I think I understand why Roxas has been so uneager to kill his tormentor.
[02:34] Zexion: ??
[02:34] Seifer: abused woman syndrome?
[02:35] Zexion: He really likes the sissy maid costume?
[02:35] Roxas: :|
[02:35] Seifer: he likes being spanked and called namine?
[02:35] Roxas: ...........
[02:35] Vexen: They consummated their marriage last night.
[02:35] Zexion: ...................................
[02:35] Roxas: .........................
[02:35] Zexion: Ah
[02:35] Seifer: oh
[02:35] Roxas: wtf
[02:35] Seifer: it has begun
[02:36] Seifer: roxas
[02:36] Seifer: do it
[02:36] Seifer: do it
[02:36] Seifer: do it
[02:36] Seifer: do it now
[02:36] Roxas: VEXEN IS TWISTING
[02:36] Roxas: MY WORDS
[02:36] Seifer: BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE
[02:36] Zexion: Nonsense
[02:36] Seifer: THERE IS NO TIME
[02:36] Zexion: Vexen doesn't twist words
[02:36] Seifer: FOR YOUR SILLY JUSTIFICATIONS
[02:36] Seifer: JUST DO IT
[02:36] Seifer: ACT NOW
[02:36] Vexen: Link
[02:36] Vexen: AM I REALLY?
[02:36] Roxas: yes
[02:36] Seifer: :/
[02:36] Seifer: roxas.
[02:36] Roxas: I SAID SLEEPING
[02:36] Roxas: LIKE
[02:37] Zexion: ......
[02:37] Roxas: SLEEPSLEEP
[02:37] Zexion: ...................
[02:37] Vexen: ...
[02:37] Seifer: saxor. lol
[02:37] Roxas: SNORE
[02:37] Seifer: anyway
[02:37] Zexion: *shakes head*
[02:37] Vexen: Who here believes him?
[02:37] Seifer: not i
[02:37] Roxas: I do
[02:37] Zexion: I only believe he's in extreme denial
[02:37] Seifer: nice
[02:37] Roxas: *raises hand*
[02:37] Seifer: roxas i will start it for you
[02:37] Roxas: I believe him
[02:37] Seifer: i will sharpen your sissy key into a mans weapon
[02:37] Roxas: .......
[02:38] Seifer: and you will fucking shank repliku in the neck
[02:38] Roxas: they are sharp enough thank you
[02:38] Vexen: Use Oblivion.
[02:38] Seifer: beating him to death is not a viable option
[02:38] Seifer: there is a way to get through all his hp bars at once
[02:38] Vexen: Go for the jugular.
[02:38] Seifer: instead of beating on him with a blunt object you just fucking stab him
[02:38] Roxas: .........
[02:38] Seifer: ...
[02:38] Roxas: can i just beat him up
[02:38] Seifer: no
[02:38] Zexion: no
[02:39] Seifer: vexen
[02:39] Vexen: yes?
[02:39] Seifer: no
[02:39] Seifer: say "no"
[02:39] Seifer: jesus
[02:39] Roxas: selphie's on my side!
[02:39] Zexion: .......
[02:39] Seifer: ....
[02:39] Zexion: Selphie's vote doesn't count here
[02:39] Zexion: she's a woman
[02:39] Seifer: xigbar
[02:39] Zexion: like you
[02:39] Seifer: balthier
[02:39] Seifer: COLONEL
[02:39] Selphie: SHANNK THE BITCH
[02:39] Seifer: o shi-
[02:39] Vexen: WHAT
[02:39] Seifer: lmfao
[02:39] Roxas: :-(
[02:40] Seifer: I DIDNT SEE THAT COMING IMO
[02:40] Zexion: .......
[02:40] Roxas: :C
[02:40] Zexion: gogogogoogogogoo Roxas
[02:40] Seifer: DO IT
[02:40] Seifer: DO IT ROXAS
[02:40] Zexion: NOW
[02:40] Vexen: You know what you must do.
[02:40] Roxas: i dont have gogo boots...
[02:40] Seifer: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD EVEN SELPHIE SAYS
[02:40] Vexen: FOR THE HORDE.
[02:40] Seifer: i will buy you gogo boots baby
[02:40] Roxas: ....
[02:40] Seifer: i will buy you shiny red gogo boots
[02:40] Seifer: just do it
[02:40] Zexion: POST POST POST POST
[02:40] Seifer: POST PSOT PSOT
[02:41] Seifer: POST POST PSOT
[02:41] Zexion: POST POST GO
[02:41] Seifer: NOW
[02:41] Zexion: NOW POST PSOT POST POST
[02:41] Seifer: THE TIME IS NIGH
[02:41] Seifer: LIKE BILL NIGH
[02:41] COLONEL SEZ: JESUS AIN'T JESUS WITHOUT THE DEATH
[02:41] Roxas: what the hell
[02:41] Seifer: EXCEPT LESS COOL
[02:41] Zexion: ITS FOR THE GOOD
[02:41] Vexen: *NYE
[02:41] Zexion: OF KFC
[02:41] Seifer: WHATEVER
[02:41] Vexen: BILL NYE
[02:41] Zexion: KFC
[02:41] Zexion: NEEDS
[02:41] Zexion: A FUCKING
[02:41] Zexion: MARTYR
[02:41] Zexion: NOW GO
[02:41] Seifer: DO IT FUCK
[02:41] Roxas: OK
[02:42] Seifer: YES
[02:42] Zexion: GOOD
[02:42] Seifer: YES
[02:42] Seifer: <3
[02:42] Seifer: <3
[02:42] Roxas: UH.
[02:42] Zexion: *gets cross ready*
[02:42] Zexion: YOU ARENOT POSTING
[02:42] Zexion: IF YOU ARE TYPING IN HERE
[02:42] Zexion: GO
[02:42] Roxas: ....
[02:42] Roxas: I POSTED
[02:42] Roxas: HI
[02:42] Zexion: .............................*FACEPALM*
[02:42] Seifer: ..................
[02:42] Seifer: ROXAS
[02:42] Seifer: YOU CAN STILL SAVE FACE
[02:42] Roxas: WHAT
[02:43] Seifer: KEYBLADE GOES INTO REPLIKU
[02:43] Seifer: INTO HIM
[02:43] Seifer: TRY FOR THE FACE
[02:43] Roxas: . . .
[02:43] Seifer: STABITY
[02:43] Seifer: HURRY UP BABY I HAVE THE KFC BUCKETS READY
[02:43] Roxas: ..................
[02:44] Zexion: O-O
[02:44] Seifer: ....
[02:44] Roxas: ...
[02:45] Seifer: i hear birds
[02:45] Seifer: wtf is this
[02:45] Roxas: ... me too
[02:45] Seifer: get to it
[02:45] Vexen: It's only 9:45 pm here.
[02:45] Seifer: :/
[02:45] Zexion: 3am
[02:45] Zexion: AND
[02:45] Zexion: NO
[02:45] Zexion: BLOOD
[02:45] Zexion: YET
[02:45] Zexion: D:<
[02:45] Roxas: erm
[02:45] Seifer: ...
[02:45] Roxas: its 6
[02:45] Roxas: .......................................
[02:45] Seifer: the time
[02:45] Seifer: is now
[02:46] Vexen: Yes.
[02:46] Seifer: :|
[02:46] Roxas: ...
[02:46] Seifer: cmon
[02:46] Seifer: do ittt.
[02:47] Roxas: FINE
[02:47] Roxas: FINE
[02:47] Roxas: WHAT THE HELL
[02:47] Zexion: D:<
[02:47] Seifer: lol balthier <3
[02:47] Roxas: ...
[02:48] Seifer: UH. *STABS REPLIKU*
[02:48] Seifer: YES
[02:48] Seifer: YES
[02:48] Seifer: YES
[02:48] Seifer: OH I JUST HAD A JOYGASM
[02:48] Roxas: D8
[02:48] Zexion: Goodboy *shares bacon*
[02:48] Seifer: OH SO GOOD
[02:48] Roxas: .....
[02:48] Seifer: have some bacon
[02:48] Vexen: Yes.
[02:48] Roxas: LMFAOSUBWAY
[02:48] Vexen:
[02:48] Roxas: ... bacon
[02:48] Seifer: HAHAH
[02:48] Vexen: That bacon is yours now,
[02:49] Roxas: ... YAY
[02:49] Seifer: APPRECIATE THE BACON
[02:49] Vexen: To eat as you please.
[02:49] Vexen: KEEP THE ICON, ROXAS
[02:49] Vexen: IT IS YOUR TROPHY
[02:49] Roxas: OK
[02:50] Vexen: ... I can't wait to see everyone's reactions in the morning.
[02:50] Vexen: BUT.
[02:50] Vexen: MAKE SURE REPLIKU IS DEAD.
[02:50] Vexen: NOT JUST STABBED.
[02:50] Zexion: .....
[02:50] Zexion: crucified?
[02:50] Seifer: ...
[02:50] Vexen: STAB HIM TO DEATH.
[02:50] Seifer: stab him again.
[02:50] Roxas: ..................
[02:50] Roxas: WHAT
[02:50] Zexion: Is good, sir?
[02:50] Roxas: OH COME ON
[02:50] Vexen: DO IT.
[02:50] Seifer: lolol
[02:50] Seifer: zexion and seifer are going to crucify him
[02:50] Seifer: GOGOGOO JESUS
[02:51] Zexion: *8D* yup
[02:51] Roxas: D8
[02:51] Zexion: We are giving KFC the edge it needs to win forever
[02:51] Seifer: exactly
[02:51] Roxas: ....
[02:51] COLONEL SEZ: AND IT WAS GOOD :'>
[02:52] Seifer: MMM BACON
[02:52] Seifer: I MEAN CHICKEN
[02:53] Roxas: ...
[02:53] Seifer: NO REGRETS ROXAS
[02:53] Seifer: MEN DON'T REGRET
[02:53] Roxas: ....
[02:54] Seifer: SAY IT
[02:54] Seifer: SAY IT MOTHERFUCKER
[02:54] Vexen: SAY IT
[02:54] Seifer: NO REGRETS
[02:54] Roxas: WHAT
[02:54] Seifer: SAY IT YOU BASTARD
[02:54] Roxas: .. NO REGRETS HI
[02:55] Seifer: <3
[02:55] Roxas: i think we broke 50 comments....
[02:56] Seifer: :>
[02:56] Vexen: jesus, already?
[02:56] Vexen: KEEP GOING MEN
[02:56] Seifer: WHAT SHALL WE CALL OUR NEW RLIGION
[02:56] Roxas: UHH
[02:56] Zexion: ....
[02:57] Vexen: KFCOLOGY?
[02:57] Vexen: KFCISM?
[02:57] Vexen: KFCANITY?
[02:57] Zexion: I'm partial to ology
[02:58] Vexen: ... Someone is going to have to post this chat
[02:58] Roxas: .... OHGOD
[02:58] Vexen: Or no one will understand wtf happened.
[02:58] Seifer: VEXEN CAN DO IT
[02:58] Zexion: I will
[02:58] Seifer: srsly
[02:58] Seifer: im also partial to ology
[02:58] Seifer: colonelology
[02:59] Zexion: that one rolls off the tongue nicely
[02:59] Seifer: yes
[02:59] Vexen: It is decided?
[02:59] Seifer: tis