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26 June 2007 @ 12:25 am
 
Who: Roxas and Repliku
What: An Unexpected Meeting
Where: The Mall, Mostly Borders
When:

Repliku: *walking blindly through romance section*
Roxas: *crashes into and falls, causing the pile of books Repliku is holding to fall everywhere*
Repliku: What are you doing here? *hiding books*
Roxas: ... *grabbing for books* Uh... Mission...?
Repliku: What kind of mission? Huh??
Roxas: ... The kind where I buy books... For everyone. *grabs one of the books that fell* http://www.schwimmerlegal.com/images/taller.jpg
Roxas: .... Repliku, what are you doing?
Repliku: I was just walking... over there
Roxas: ...... http://trashotron.com/agony/images/2004/04-news/11-22-04/drake-romance.jpg
Roxas: Really.
Repliku: Yeah
Roxas: http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n82/MissCellania/rn2.jpg
Roxas: *stares*
Roxas: The stars were his ceiling. A refrigerator box his den of love...
Repliku: ...
Repliku: It fell off the shelf and I was picking it up
Roxas: .... Then why do you have a receipt for it...
Repliku: Someone must have left it here by mistake...
Roxas: ... You signed your name on it.
Repliku: ...
Repliku: It's a common name
Roxas: .... "Repliku," Son of Vexen, Organization XIII, Currently residing in Castle Oblivion
Repliku: Must be someone else...
Roxas: .................... Just admit its you.
Repliku: ...
Roxas: Why the hell are you reading this...?
Roxas: Can't get any?
Repliku: Curiosity?
Repliku: >.>
Roxas: I was so right.
Repliku: ...
Roxas: .... *picks up fashions for women magazine* .... Why?
Repliku: ...
Repliku: They don't have skirts in the men's
Roxas: ... You're such a gay whore.
Repliku: No!
Roxas: Sounds like a coming out moment to me.
Repliku: ...
Roxas: Anything else you want to tell me? Like what happened to my puppy? *cough*furry*cough*
Repliku: *picks up hardcover and chucks it at Roxas*
Roxas: *dodges* Don't worry skirt boy, I won't tell anyone about your gay tendencies. *throws cooking book at him*
Repliku: *ducks* Shut up! *throws dictionary*
Roxas: You didn't deny it! *throws shelf at Repliku*
Repliku: *jumpst out of the way* I just don't need to deny someting so rediculous!
Roxas: *starts chucking romance novels at him* Yeah OK.
Repliku: *catches some and throws them back*
Roxas: *throws cashier at Repliku*
Repliku: *throws large woman in line at Roxas*
Roxas: *flattened*
Roxas: *rolls her off and throws harry potter at Repliku*
Repliku: *dives into sci-fi section*
Repliku: *throws random metal book*
Roxas: *portals behind Repliku* *smacks him in the face with Pride and Prejudice*
Repliku: *rubs face* *throws dvd collection at*
Roxas: *dives behind the counter in the cafe*
Roxas: *throws hot coffee at*
Repliku: *scalded* *pushes fridge on*
Roxas: *tries to hold it back* *punches repliku in the face*
Repliku: *kicks in the stomach*
Roxas: *kicks in the groin and retreats to childrens section*
Repliku: *grabs ice on the way down*
*song On the Way Down starts playing*
ON THE WAY DOWN, I SAW YOU... AND YOU SAVED ME FROM MYSEEEEEELF
Repliku: *glares at speakers*
AND I WONT FORGET THE WAY YOU LOVED ME
AND ON THE WAY DOWN I ALMOST FELL RIGHT THROUGH
BUT I HELD ON
TO YOU
Repliku: *sneaks up behind Roxas and puts ice down his clothes*
Repliku: *runs*
Roxas: *jumps*
Roxas: *runs after Repliku with a huge Barney book*
Repliku: *takes book and throws it out the window*
*window shatters*
Roxas: *throws karma sutra book at replikus face*
Repliku: *ducks and grabs glass shard and throws it at roxas*
Roxas: *portals behind repliku and throws a baby at him*
Repliku: *hit in the back of the head by baby* *tuns around* You made the baby cry
Roxas: That's too bad, isn't it? Maybe you should mother it. *throws a baby book at him*
Repliku: You'd make a better mother *throws book back*
Roxas: *throws book back* No I think the baby was immediately drawn to your breasts.
Repliku: For the last time... I don't have breasts!
Roxas: *throws some lady's shopping bag at him* *bras fly out*
Repliku: I DON'T WEAR BRAS
Roxas: Sounds like I struck a nerve. *throws a ferret at his face*
Repliku: *catches* Did you pay for this ferret?
Roxas: .... No.
Repliku: *lets ferret loose*
Ferret: *visciously attacks Repliku's face*
Repliku: AAAAHHHHH
Repliku: *pulling ferret away from face*
Roxas: *videotapes*
Repliku: *locks in cash register*
Roxas: *throws cash register at him as police FINALLY arrive*
Repliku: *jumps out of broken window and runs to food court*
Roxas: *trips and ties womans bra around repliku's face*
Roxas: *runs to victorias secret*
Woman: ........ *beats up repliku with purse*
Repliku: *takes off bra and sling-shots* *runs after*
Woman: SEXUAL ASSULT. HE HAS MY BRAS, POLIIIIICE
Repliku: *running*
Roxas: *hides behind mannequin*
Store person: ... may I help you sir?
Repliku: uhhm...
Roxas: ...... Yeah... *steals perfume* *sprays it in replikus eyes*
Repliku: AAAHHHHH *sprays mace blindly in all directions*
Roxas: *dodge rolls*
Roxas: *triangle mashes*
Repliku: *still spraying*
Store person: *explodes*
Roxas: OH YEAH +500 EXP
Roxas: *levels up*
Roxas: Only 2000 exp more...
Repliku: *hides in dressing room and waits for eyes to recover*
Selphie: ...... Hay baby.
Repliku: ...What're you doing in here?? The door was open!
Selphie: I was waiting for someone else to come in. *gropes*
Repliku: ...*runs out*
Selphie: hey that was hot, call me again sweetie.
Roxas: *crashes into the dippin dots*
Roxas: *hi potions*
Repliku: *runs out of store*
Roxas: *collects orbs that fell*
Repliku: *runs through wall of the mall*
Roxas: .......... *stares* .............. *laughs at the bra attached to replikus back*
Roxas: ......... *portals away*
Ferret: *mourns the loss of his lover, repliku*
 
 
 
XIII; Roxas Sakurazuka-Lak: ^___^yesihavetwo on June 26th, 2007 04:23 pm (UTC)
That ferret misses you a lot.
handcrafted4u on June 26th, 2007 05:19 pm (UTC)
Too bad for the ferret because I never want to see it again.
XIII; Roxas Sakurazuka-Lakyesihavetwo on June 26th, 2007 05:21 pm (UTC)
*Ferret is on Roxas's shoulder*

Aw, but I went back and got it. Just for you!

((KIKI IS ONLINE. GO TO HER JOURNAL))
handcrafted4u on June 26th, 2007 05:57 pm (UTC)
Keep that thing away from me.
XIII; Roxas Sakurazuka-Lak: ^___^yesihavetwo on June 26th, 2007 06:06 pm (UTC)
No, you stay away from it. You pervert.
handcrafted4u on June 26th, 2007 06:19 pm (UTC)
I don't want to be anywhere near it.