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14 July 2006 @ 09:59 pm
IT WAS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN...OF ULTIMATE DESTINY  
Who: Kain and Riku
What: MAD CRAZY NINJA FIGHT. Except not.
Where: Some random street
When: AFTER RIKU INSULTED MY AWESOME.


Riku: J00!
Kain: >(
Riku: Mr. I'm-so-awesome!
Riku: TEXT FIGHT.
Riku: YOU, ME.
Kain: YOU'RE ON.
Kain: KIDDO.
Riku: -Riku slashes furiosuly!-
Kain: *Kain jumps out of the way!*
Kain: *Then insults your mother*
Kain: What now? >O
Riku: -Riku stabs from behind, calls your dad a whore!-
Kain: ;~; But he had a heart of gold!
Kain: *Whips around, slashes at Riku*
Riku: -Riku takes 15 damage!-
Kain: *Kain took 17 damage, but didn't notice it until just now? xD*
Kain: *Kain runs and ducks behind a tree*
Kain: *And finds a quarter! :D*
Kain: *Kain sneek attacks Riku while he's afk!*
Riku: -Riku says he's telling mom!-
Kain: *Kain says Riku is a tattle-tailer!*
Riku: -Riku says Kain is a noodleloaf!-
Kain: *Kain says Riku is a stupid-face!*
Riku: -Riku gonks Kain on the head!-
Kain: *Kain bops Riku in the jaw!*
Riku: -Riku wrestles with Kain and punches in teh face!-
Kain: *Kain kicks Riku in his leather pants!*
Riku: -Riku protects with cup!-
Kain: *Kain praises Riku on his resourcefulness, kicks sand in his eyes*
Riku: -winces and uses Eye Drops!-
Kain: *Kain is momentarily distracted by a woman walking by!*
Riku: Riku punches Kain in the stomach and embaresses Kain! -2 confidence!
Kain: *Kain loudly exclaims that his boyfriend should stop fooling around in front of the woman! +6 embaressment!
Riku: Riku yells that it's over anyways! PLUS 10 EMBARASSMENT!>
Kain: *Kain shouts back that you were no good in the sack anyway! +20 EMBARASSMENT!*
Riku: RIKU YELLS THAT YOU HAVE AIDS! PLUS A MILLION!
Kain: KAIN SHOUTS BACK THAT HE GOT IF FROM YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE! 8709570574757590475924375 EMBARASSMENT!
Riku: RIKU YELLS THAT HE GOT IT FROM YOUR MOM! PLUS A BAZILLION!
Kain: KAIN SHOUTS THAT HIS MOM GOT IF FROM YOUR MOM! PLUS A QUADRILLION!
Riku: RIKU YELLS THAT KAIN OVERCOMPENSATES WITH HIS SPEAR!
Kain: KAIN RETORTS THAT RIKU SHOVES VEGATABLES DOWN HIS PANTS!
Riku: RIKU COUNTERS THAT KAIN HAS SEX WITH CHILDREN!
Kain: KAIN INSISTS THAT HE HAS NEVER HAD SEX WITH CHILDREN BEFORE ROARING THAT RIKU HAS NEVER SEEN A NAKED FEMALE IN HIS LIFE!
Riku: RIKU SHOWS PICTURES TO PROVE IT AS WELL AS A PHOTO OF KAIN IN A SCHOOLYARD!
Kain: KAIN SHOUTS BACK THAT RIKU SHOULDN'T BE TAKING PICTURE OF SMALL CHILDREN, AND WONDERS WHAT HE DOES WITH THEM IN HIS SPARE TIME.
Kain: pictures*
Riku: RIKU COUNTERS THAT THEY WERE EVIDENCE AND POINTS AT APPROACHING POLICE CAR.
Kain: KAIN SAYS THAT RIKU IS MANY, MANY BAD THINGS BEFORE JUMPING AWAY FROM THE POLICE!
Riku: Riku laughs in triumph and points his hiding place to the police.
Kain: Kain kicks Riku into the officers before fleeing once more!
Riku: Riku presses assault charges!


YOU MAY HAVE WON THIS ROUND, RIKU, BUT I'LL HAVE YOU YET!!! >:D

I swear to god I don't molest children. I molest FULL GROWN WOMEN, dammit. Some of those school teachers are hot. ;~;
 
 
Emotion: aggravated>:/
 
 
 
Kain Highwind: Since 1991!holylance on June 17th, 2007 09:24 pm (UTC)
((Whoa, seriously? I'll probably rejoin in about a month, since I won't really have the time until then, but you can definitely count me in! :D))